Cryoshell News

Turns out, the album won’t be out until early this year. Not late January. Humph. I’m so disappointed. And it’s only going to have 10 songs! And five of them, I already know! Gar!

So my aunt called today and I heard the phone ring but I could bring myself to pick it up because I didn’t want to talk about the England trip. I’m second guessing myself. I just– well, I can’t help but imagine all the ways that I could die on the way over. I know I said I’d go. And probably I will. But ehhh. Well, I’ll avoid it until absolutely necessary.

I finished the third and second Percy Jackson yesterday. I’m onto book four now!  Sharu/Reef (the youngest brother) is reading a book I lent him called Sebastian Reckless. He’s enjoying it way more than I did. Anyways, perhaps he’ll do a guest review on here. That’d be cool.

Umm. I know I had something else to say. Oh, well, I finally got a tiny bit of writing done. Like a sentence. I’d been meaning to hammer it out for a while now. Now that it’s through, I can go back and finish that pesky chapter. Sometimes I wish I could just kill my characters off all at once and end the whole thing. Why do I chose  to put myself into these situations? The fame? The money? Ha. As if writers got either.

Anyways. I’m really into this show called Big Time Rush. I’m not exactly their targeted demographic, but it’s so funny. My dad watches it will me and my younger brothers and we can’t help but crack up. I was discussing it this morning with Plam (the middle bro) and he said I was so into to it because of Kendall. Ha!– Kendall. As if. I put the boys in order for him. We had a good laugh.

And lastly, we finished Sinbad for the History of the World Through Animated Movies. I love that movie to bits. We’re done with our Greekish culture section. Next up is Mulan. The Bakas (my brothers) have a large assignment for the two Greek Movies. They’d better get crackalackin’.

Well. I think I’ve covered all the useless things going through my head right now. Cheers!

RI

The Lightning Thief Book Review

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.

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If you were looking for the movie review, click here.

Other books in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series: Book 1, Book 2, Book 3, Book 4, Book 5

Book 1:

The Lightning Thief

by Rick Riordan

Percy Jackson is a troubled boy. He’s about to get kicked out of boarding school– again. He’s got attention problems and dyslexia and for some reason, weird things keep happening around him. I’m not talking wizarding weird where you release a snake from the zoo. I’m taking your-math-teacher-just-turned-into-a-Fury-and-tried-to-kill-you weird. So yeah, Percy’s got it tough. And it’s about to get worse. Turns out, Percy’s a demigod, with a powerful father. Zeus’s masterbolt has been stolen and he’s the prime suspect. If he doesn’t get the bolt back before the summer solstice, then bad things are going to happen. Oh, and not to mention that an oracle foretold that one of his friends will betray him. But all that– all of it!– pales in comparison to what Percy will discover on his life-changing quest: a “treachery more powerful than the gods themselves.”

Oracles, Greek Gods, and satyrs– oh my!

(That quoted part was off the back of the book– not my words.)

Well, the movie is coming out soon and I figured I’d get a head start. I am actually only about thirty pages into my re-reading of the book, but I already remember exactly why I liked it. But let me tell you of my meeting with this book first.

When it first came out, I actually considered buying it many a time. But whenever I picked it up and held it between my freakishly long fingers, I thought to myself, “Ri, how much do you really want this?” and then I’d put it back down because I knew I’d be disappointed if the Greek myths weren’t well enough researched. And because the name Camp Half-Blood sounded lame.

Then, three summers ago, my little brother bought the second book at the book fair and borrowed the first and was lying around the house reading it. I scorned him, called the book names. Then I took it from him and began to read. And lo! it was beautiful.

I was reluctant to admit it at first, but I can proudly say now that I am a complete Percy Jackson fan. Here’s why.

First, I love how well researched these books are. Usually, when I read something about Greek myths (which I consider myself fairly well  acquainted with) I get frustrated because they mix the Roman names with the Greek, or mish-mash myths (say that five times fast) into unrecognizable blobs that distort the whole story. I have more patience with children’s books that do this, but pre-teens and up deserve the real thing. (I admit, I hold no gripes against the Disney Hercules.) Here, the God and Goddesses were made modern in a way that held true to their original beliefs. Yeah, there was intermarriage between the gods. Riordan doesn’t try to hide that. He kind of masks it, so that you forget. Ares is bloody and rash. Zeus is still a player. Everyone is how they should be– just modern.

It really means something to me that the author took the time to translate the God’s domains into this era. For example, Hermes is still the messenger god, but he runs a sort of delivery service and uses a cell phone. And Apollo, who drives the sun, has a sports car, not a chariot.

It’s quirky things like that that make a book worthwhile.

Okay. Point number two. I really like the characters. Percy is our narrator and he is thoroughly enjoyable to hear from. He doesn’t complain too much, or spend too long thinking things over. He’s funny and brave, but he’s got problems too, such as a short attention span and he struggles in school (which are later explained, but that doesn’t make them go away).

Through Percy’s eyes, we are able to meet the wonderful Annabeth Chase, whose name I hated until I started to really like her. She’s the daughter of Athena and has got brains to spare. But despite that, she makes bad judgement calls and is prey to jealousy and anger. One of my favorite things is when you get a strong female lead that isn’t obviously a strong female lead. I hate it when girls are automatically described as headstrong, or something like that right off the bat. I’d rather see it happen than have it told to me. Does that make sense?

There are other characters involved, like Grover, the satyr, and Chiron (who is till training heroes) and they are all well developed. It takes a couple of books for them to become fully rounded, but they are memorable after reading the first one.

My final point is this: I love the writing. I love that Percy is twelve and in our day and age but Riordan doesn’t try to write in too much slang. Just enough to make it believable but never is it overdone. Also, Percy is so funny. I mean, this book has so many quotable lines. He’s sarcastic and Riordan really takes advantage of the first person narration to pull some great jokes. My absolute favorite thing is how the sound effects are written in. It looks stupid to see an “Arrrrg!” on the page, but it makes me smile every time. However, it is my firm belief that those kinds of sound effects are only suitable in certain types of stories. I mean, it definitely wouldn’t work in say, Animal Farm, but here, totally.

My final thoughts? I love this book. It totally drew me into the series and it’s a great adventure. The myths perfectly mesh with our time and are true to the source material. The writing is funny and easy to read. Sure, it’s no literary classic. But is it worth your time? Yes, yes, yes.

Amazon link

Ri’s Rating:

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3.5/5


0. Couldn’t get past chapter one for fear of wanting to kill myself. Book induced suicide…

1: Yuck. Ew. Below Average. Probably didn’t even read the middle and skipped to the end.

2. Ok. Would’ve been better if I’d written the ending and everything else.

3. Not bad at all. Very enjoyable. Quite nice. Recommendable.

4. My kind of book. Near ideal, but something was a little off (annoying names, bad ending, that sort of thing).

5. WOW. Makes me wonder why people watch T.V when this is out there. Really liked it. Don’t expect to see this often.

6 and above. What I want my book to be.

Things You Never Knew

Well, my buddy M.D (read her blog here) posted a giant list on her blog of things she likes. I’ve got some time to kill so here’s my list of curious things about me that you won’t find anywhere else.

1. I like to spike my cocoa with coffee

2. I have a million sticky notes with random ideas stuck all around my room and in journals

3. I can’t read my writing on half the sticky notes

4. All the journals I’ve ever written have had nothing to do with me and a lot to do with nothing

5. I made a map of my mind once

6. I hate putting periods at the end of lists and bullet points

7. I find it odd that they are called bullet points with they look a lot more like bullet holes

8. I love when rock/orchestral/pop songs have a Middle-Eastern tinge to them

9. I love to hear people singing together

10. But I don’t really care for carolers

11. I feel obligated to like the things nobody else does

12. Which is why I always force my family to chose the odd gimpy trees at Christmas

13. I consider pinky promises strong oaths

14. I never understood the point of tripple-doggy-dares

15. And I never do them

16. I like running but I never do it

17. My showers are shorter than all my brothers’ showers

18. It bothers me when people try to remind me of my likes and dislikes

19. Useless things make me quite happy

20. That’s why I have a whole book of them (Really. It’s called “The Book of Useless Japanese Inventions.”)

21. Numbers beyond 100 seem impossibly large to me

22. To have lived a hundred or more years seems like a very, very long time

23. Actually, old people remind me of Ents

24. I like the way the word hobbits isn’t capitalized in LOTR– it makes them seem normal

25. I like making movies with puppets

26. And surprisingly, I like making projects for school and comparing mine with everyone else’s which I think stems from my competitive nature

27. I drink about three cups of tea (green or black) every day

28. I love waiting for things to come in the mail

29. And I love getting excited for things

30. I also really love planning things for the unforeseeable future– like the release dates of movies, books, albums, and holidays

 

It Was Actually My Arm

So, I was sleeping on my arm and my arm falls asleep. No nerves, no feelings. It’s dead-asleep.

Then it flops into my other hand. I bolt up and scream because it feels like someone else’s hand.

I manage to fling it off, but it bounces off the mattress and back into my hand.

I’m throughly freaked out and unable to figure out what monstrous thing is grasping my left hand.

Then I bother to stop screaming and look down.

Lo and behold: It’s not a monster’s hand. It’s mine.

Shaking from laughter and fear, I shimmy my way to the bathroom, splash waster onto my face and crawl back into bed.

But I left the light on– because next time, it might be a monster’s hand and not mine.

And I don’t take chances.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Movie Review

 

So I watched the above movie, and I gotta say, it was really funny. I recommend it for some laughs.  I mean, it wasn’t the best movie in the world, and the very end was a little predictable, but it was just so funny along the way. The animators had the characters doing some hilarious things (I cracked up every time the unibrowed dad revealed his eyes).  And the lines were pretty funny too. We had to rewind a couple of times because we missed some stuff since we were laughing so hard.

There were lots of good morals involved here, like Sam, the female lead, was acting stupid to fit in, only to learn that she liked herself better when she was smart. Also, family was an important value and bonding definately took place. And, it actually took a hard look at gluttony (for money and food) and what it can to do you, from making you overweight, to taking away all that really matters. Not a lot of children’s movies confront those kinds of issues, and while this one was subtly worked in, I think kids will pick up on it. Of course, this movie also had that whole find-your-place thing, where each character was looking to fit in, and I got to say, while it was maybe a little cheesy, that part where people realize where they belong was really funny as well.

I think most people, of any age, would enjoy this, as long as you’ve got a sense of humor.  Considering all the horrible (and horribly long) movies that came out this year, this one was silly but worth my time.

Ri’s Rating:

3/5

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