Prince of Persia Movie Review

I have a lot to say about this movie. First off, I didn’t hate it. Second, it’s not my favorite either.

Prince of Persia follows the story of adopted Prince Dastan. It begins on the eve of a great battle, where his brother, Prince Tus, is convinced into attacking a holy city (the home of Princess Tamina whom we meet later) by their uncle, Nazim. Dastan and his gang of street pals break into the city and lead the Persian armies, which eventually leads to the conquering of the holy city. During the course of the battle, Dastan finds the magical Dagger of Time; whoever holds the dagger, controls time. As you can imagine, this precious artifact can do a lot of bad in the wrong hands. And as you can imagine, the wrong hands are after it. And so, Dastan’s adventure begins.

So. My thoughts. Let’s start with the bad.

I didn’t really love the directing. I felt like the way the film was put together was awkward at times, but mostly, over-explanative. Everytime Dastan came to a conclusion about the plot, he had to explain all of it to his pal Tamina. Whenever Tamina knew something, she had to explain all of it to Dastan. Wouldn’t it have been nice if they had let us put two and two together, through perhaps a pleasant conversation, or even better, shown things in a way that didn’t require Dastan’s patient explanations?

Better foreshadowing would have been nice, too. For example, the dagger has a lot of quirks and a whole history which we are told on a need to know basis. Which isn’t bad, except it seems that whenever Princess Tamina, guardian of the dagger, tells us these things, she seems like she’s pulling them out of nowhere. It would have been a lot nicer to have the legend of the dagger told as a sort of prelude to the tale at the beginning of the movie. Things would have seemed less random.

I guess this complaining all boils down to the way the story was put together. Like I said, better foreshadowing or flashbacks instead of explanations would have flowed better. Also, during the battle the scenes, the epic scenes were lost between the frequent speeding up of the film: Dastan is majestically leaping off a building; instead of slowing it down for our enjoyment, the moment is speed up, and before you know it he has landed and the magic is lost.

I remember watching a movie, Prince Caspian I believe it was, where they had this nifty technique of speeding the battle up, then slowing it down during epic moments to create drama. I’ve seen that in a lot of other movies too, and they did use it here as well, but missed a few key spots. Oh well.

Alright. Enough moaning and groaning. This movie has good points, enough to keep me engrossed too.

First, I absolutely loved the setting. It was gorgeous. The costumes were as well. I just wanted to melt into the screen and start exploring. I don’t know how much of the set was CG, but regardless, it was beautiful.  

Second, it kept me interested. The plot, due to trailers giving certain things away, was a little predictable, but the end really did take me by surprise. There was lots of battle and action and I really like the choreography; Dastan was very acrobatic, and there was lots of knife-throwing and sword-clashing.

And of course, the acting, which though not Oscar-worthy, was good enough. There was humor and adventure and there will probably be sequels as well. Which, I actually think might turn out to be better than the first. The reason? They didn’t build up, as they do in many fantasy movies, an enemy that once defeated sucks away the all evil so that any subsequent villain seem hashed up for the sake of making money. What does that long sentence mean? Well, if they don’t try and link the evil in following movies to this one’s bad guy, the plot and drama will stay fresh and exciting.

So would I see a sequel? Yeah. I would. Visually, this movie was amazing. It was over two hours, but I wasn’t yawning. The area and the setting has tons of room for new stories, and I think, due the ending, there is a lot of adventure yet to be had, for Dastan, and us as well.  

Ri’s Rating:

3/5

Alice In Wonderland Movie Review

At last, after many weeks, I have watched it.

And I was sorely disappointed. I mean, after it got scathing reviews from critics I thought, “Okay, maybe it will just average.” And then, it did something worse: it dropped its potential.

In many ways, this movie reminded me of the animated feature 9 which had a lot of cool notions and tons of potential and then it failed to take advantage of it, the result being an could-have-been-awesome movie that left me more angry than anything else.

In this movie, Alice returns to Wonderland (well, Underland as it is explained to be called) and she has a bit of an adventure and she fights a monster and then she goes home. I would’ve given you a better description, but I feel asleep in the middle of it and woke up right before the end.

Regardless, the ideas they were trying to convey were clear:

1. Alice has returned to Wonderland, even if she doesn’t believe it herself

2. The Red Queen has been a cruel ruler all this time

3. The White Queen needs Alice’s help to overthrow the Red Queen and bring a sort of peace back to Underland.

With each one of these things, all the interesting was lost among crazy, distracting animation and fairly average acting — I know that the cast was full of talented people, but none of them seemed to be doing their best. And Alice kept speaking every line in a semi-stonned voice, even the epic ones.

With the first idea, Alice keeps herself in denial for way to long. We all knew it wasn’t a dream. So why does it take Alice so long to figure it out?

On the second and third, I felt the like motives behind the evil characters were not strong enough to make the good people seem justified. Things just seemed to happen: Alice comes back, the Red Queen decides to kill her because she might slay the Jabberwocky, which was a pet of hers or something. I was expecting a cool, epic battle and in the end, but there was only a scuffle between some cards and next thing you know, Alice had conquered her weakness and the monster, and she had to go home.

Also, the Red Queen was annoying, but from what I saw of the movie, she wasn’t particularly evil. Like, I never saw her do anything that bad. Underland just seemed like a dumpy kind of place to begin with. And we never saw it evolve past that. Then again, I missed that middle part of the movie, so it might not have been so.

To wrap things up, I was let down and will never watch this movie again. I’m glad I didn’t see it in theatres and I’m hoping the next time Disney decides to let one of its classics “grow up” they do a better job than they did here.

Ri’s Rating

2.5/5

Iron Man II Movie Review

I saw this movie a week ago. As it was exactly what I expected and pretty much average, I wasn’t in any rush to write about it. But now, I’ve got a few minutes so I figured I might as well go for it.

In this sequel, Tony and the gang are back, facing a new problem: the government. They want Tony to hand over his Iron Man suit, and he won’t do it claiming that nobody else can get the tech to replicate it. Which of course, someone does. Which makes some problems for Tony, but he wraps that up quickly and it’s stored away for much later on in the movie. Tony is mostly struggling with the fact that using the Iron Man suit is killing him and he doesn’t have much longer to live. A large portion of the movie fixates on his struggle to come up with a solution and work through all his angst. Eventually, Tony gets himself back in the game and the movie pulls itself up for a remaining hour of action and fun.

So, the thing about this movie was that it wasn’t bad enough for hatred nor was it was quirky and witty as the first one to garner love. I’m kind of stuck in the middle here. Yes, it was funny and interesting, but the first half was extremely long and for the most part uneventful, save for a few violent action studded scenes.

Nothing entirely out of the ordinary happened in this movie, except that Tony’s sidekick was switched out for a different actor who I thought wasn’t as suited for the role as the first actor was. (Sorry for the lack of names for actors and characters there but I honestly can’t remember and I really don’t want to look it up). There were some scenes that I really enjoyed, but they were mostly towards the end of the movie, which had me wondering whether it was worth the first part. In a way, I guess it was, at least for a few laughs. It just seems like the foreshadowing took an awfully long time.

Iron Man fans will definitely enjoy this sequel and after the credits there is a piece that will have superhero-savvy moviegoers lusting for more. As a mildly interested viewer, I went it with average expectations and got exactly what I was looking for. This is one of the better sequels I’ve seen, but if you don’t really have a vested interest in going and paying full price, it will be just as enjoyable at home or in a dollar theatre.

Ri’s Rating:

3/5

Robin Hood (2010) Movie Review

Well, I went out yesterday, had a great time and on impulse, decided to see this movie with my best friend.

So, what to say about it?

Well, first, it’s not the Robin Hood I expected. I think I was looking for outlaw of Sherwood Forest, but this movie is the story of how he became that.

Throughout the entire movie, I kept waiting for him to swing through the trees and shot arrows and rob the rich, but that never happened. However, that’s not a bad thing, and my expectations were entirely my fault because I never bothered to read what it was about.

That being said, the movie was good. It was well made, with good actors and a nice rich historical feel. The setting was beautiful. It had a good bit of action in it and the characters were interesting, though I didn’t find myself getting attached to any of them.  On another note, the romantic aspect of it was pretty cute. I’ve always been a fan of the Robin Hood- Maid Marian thing.

So, with this movie, I have just two small problems. First, the at the very, very, very, very end, there are two scenes I wished they had switched. After you watch it, I think you’ll understand. If they had done that, I think it would have ended with a bit more a bang. A little more drama, because it was…how to say, more quirky? More Robin Hood-ish?

The second thing was that I felt it was little too long in the first half. But that’s all. It’s a good historical movie (though I don’t know how closely it stuck to actual history, seeing as people can’t decide whether or not Robin existed or not). If you like period pictures, as I do, then you’ll enjoy it. It’s gotten good reviews from the critics thus far.

From this rather short and vuage review, you can tell that I’m not exactly stoked. Which is true. I consider this movie time and money well spent, although it would play in theatres as well as it would at home; if you’re unsure, wait until it hits DVD. Robin Hood was interesting and exciting, and though  I enjoyed it, I’ll probably never watch it agian.

Ri’s Rating:

3/5

How to Train Your Dragon Movie Review

Ever since I saw the first commercial for this movie, I was expecting greatness. And greatness was delivered.

When I really enjoy a movie, I don’t like to go into detail about it because I like for others to experience the awesome on their own. So, here goes…

This movie, essentially about a boy and his dragon, was a well thought out tale that was surprisingly deep and totally enjoyable. The movie starts off in the middle of a dragon raid– quite dramatic– and never dips from there. The acting is good, the plot is very nice, and the animation was astounding. There is so much detail, I can’t even think about what it was like before animation was this good. The hair

on people’s arms, the fur of their outfits, it was all there. I also really loved the character designs. They were unique, I think. Like Hiccup’s smile– so funny, so perfect.

The flying scenes were stunning and the fighting scenes were intense. The script was good and actually deep; Dreamworks obviously wasn’t afraid of “scaring” children and I love that. I absolutely love it when movie studios take risk with children’s movies– and when they come out as good as this. Some parts brought up some questions that we, in our world of warfare, often have to ask ourselves.

The bonding between Hiccup and his dragon was special. It was sweet and funny and well-timed, never rushed. Night Fury (the dragon) was adorable. Everyone in the theatre was going “aww” along with me. For a kid’s movie, the relationship between Hiccup and his dragon (and also between Hiccup and his father) carry a very important message, that you just cannot judge people without knowing them, that there is always more to a story and that sometimes you may be on the wrong side, even if what you are doing seems right.

 Man alive, this was fantastic.

You know, the movie is nearly two hours long, but it sure didn’t feel that way.

This review is so badly put, but the movie was so good, like I said, I really just want people to experience it for themselves. Before I finish, I just want to say that the ending was amazing. Just– amazing. They took a risk, Dreamworks did, and it added a level of depth to the movie, because in real life people do have to pay for other’s mistakes. Wondering exactly what I mean by that? Well you know how to find out.

And I guarantee, you will not be disappointed.

4/5

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