The Son of Neptune Book Review

He threw one arm around Hazel and one arm around Frank.

“Come on,” he said. “Let me introduce you to my other family.”

-pg 513

Sequel to The Lost Hero

The Son of Neptune by Rick Riordan

Guys. Guys. Can we take a moment to admire that cover and the sweet character that it features?

Yes, that is indeed Percy Jackson. If you recall from my review of the previous book in this series, I wasn’t feeling it. But just having Percy around was made this one much, much better. That’s because, if you remember, I came to see that I was basically reading this series for Percy. Besides from being hilarious and genuinely an interesting person to read about, I have a special place in my heart for ol’ Percy. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s get a summary…

The last book left us with the new gang from the Greek Camp Half-Blood sailing off to find Percy. This one picks up with Percy’s adventures at the Roman camp. Here, a set of news kids are introduced. But unfortunately, like the last group, I didn’t find them very unique or memorable. I can’t even remember their names, otherwise I would list them here. The one thing I do remember is that Riordan brings back some of the old characters along with Percy– Nico, Tyson, and a few others. Then the kids embark on a series of quests with a final boss fight. God, this book read like a video game.

The middle of this book dragged. Even Percy couldn’t make it more interesting. Well, actually, he could. The two other characters who had chapter focuses (Frank and Hazel; I looked them up) were duller than doorknobs. They lacked a defining voice. When it was time for a Percy chapter– despite the fact that it wasn’t from first person anymore– I was overjoyed. He just shines as a character.

Thinking about it, that’s probably the whole series’ biggest downfall. Having multiple “main” characters doesn’t work for these books like the way it does in Game of Thrones. They are all too similar and never get a chance to really develop. Percy’s good because I had five books of him. He’s familiar to me and stands out. The others blend. Which is basically what makes them boring. I mean, heck, I couldn’t even remember their names.

Suffering through the new kids’ chapters turned into skipping their chapters and just reading Percy’s. From that, I suppose you could say that me calling the plot boring is inaccurate because I missed essentially a third of the book. But it’s like…I don’t care. From what I got off Wikipedia, nothing happens except some slight build up for the overall plot of the series.

The ending, I read. That’s like the last 100 or so pages. I read all of them because they were zingers. Mostly because Percy is just an excellent fighter and he pulls some really cool stuff. Because he is the Son of Neptune. And just seems to have the best powers. Seriously. The. Best.

Ahem. Anyways,  action is where Riordan sparkles. He manages to keep the cheesy/funny stuff (like their battle cries) while providing some awesome description. It’s not as heavy-handed as the questing in the middle of the book. It’s lighter and faster and it has this great final-battle feel. You know it. You’re up against the last boss and you’re down to one heart and now is the chance to finally use that move you learned. Guys, it was cool.

Then the book ends with a cliffhanger. No, that’s wrong. It’s more like a bridge: this is finally where the plots of the previous book and this one collide.

When I finished it, I threw the book across my bed (because I lack the guts necessary to actually throw it on the floor). I had realized something: these first two books were basically one gigantic prologue to the actual plot. It’s just character introductions(which failed) and mini-quests. The real story will start in the next one.

At least that’s what I’m hoping.

Honestly, though. There wasn’t really a purpose to this book and the last one except to feed my Percy-addiction. So Riordan has become my enabler. Grats, bro; but I wouldn’t say it was worth the time I invested here.

Or maybe I’ve just become a bitter crow in my old age. My brother actually enjoyed this book. He’s some six years younger than me (at 12), and as the intended audience, his opinion is what really matters. So there you go. The target market loved it. And that’s what counts.

Ri’s Rating:

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2.5/5


0. Couldn’t get past chapter one for fear of wanting to kill myself. Book induced suicide…

1: Yuck. Ew. Below Average. Probably didn’t even read the middle and skipped to the end.

2. Ok. Would’ve been better if I’d written the ending and everything else.

3. Not bad at all. Very enjoyable. Quite nice. Recommendable.

4. My kind of book. Near ideal, but something was a little off (annoying names, bad ending, that sort of thing).

5. WOW. Makes me wonder why people watch T.V when this is out there. Really liked it. Don’t expect to see this often.

6 and above. What I want my book to be.

The Throne of Fire Book Review

Other books in the Kane Chronicles:  The Red Pyramid

“Welcome, children,” he called across the water. “Come. Join me for the end of the world.”
pg. 398

The Throne of Fire by Rick Riordan

I finished this book a few days ago and I don’t really have a good reason why I didn’t review it the day I got it. I should have because now I’m behind the crowd. Everyone who wanted to read it probably already has. Anyone who wanted a review has probably gone elsewhere. Knowing this hurts; still, I’ve managed to gather enough strength to move on.

In Throne of Fire, Sadie and Carter continue their adventures with the Egyptian gods. Basically, they are trying to stop Apophis—the ultimate evil—from rising to power before it’s too late. It is classic adventures and quests. Myths and modern day. Siblings trying to save the world.

So, what did I like about this book? Quite a lot actually. Let me just recap what I didn’t like about the last book. First, Sadie hogged all the cool bits and I didn’t enjoy her as a narrator as much as Carter, her brother. Second, I thought there were way too many mini quests and quests within quests within quests. Nothing seemed to just happen straightforward and it was a little too long.

This book was better. The story was more straightforward. Like I said, they’re trying to stop Apophis from rising and with such a clear focus they stay on track and the story doesn’t take eons to get to the action. The pacing was just better.

Sadie still isn’t my favorite narrator. She still bothers me. A lot. I think it has to do with the fact that she is 12 (she turns 13 somewhere in the book, but still) she’s just a kid, and yet, she’s crushing on boys like all over the place. What is this? Seriously. What. Is. This. I just don’t get what authors are trying to do. I mean, I have nothing against a romance, or even a crush.

But here’s the thing: they’re just kids. I thought parents were concerned with their daughters and sons growing up too fast. Well, this is kinda going against that.

And honestly, it’s not a hard problem to fix. Just start your characters off older. Youth worked with Percy Jackson because he had a year or so in between each of his adventures so he grew up. But this story barely has weeks. So I know Sadie and Carter will be pursing love at the tender ages of 13 and 14 respectively, but it would have made so much more sense if they had been 15 and 16. It’s not as if all the children reading Percy Jackson or Harry Potter stopped reading when the character grew older than them. So logically, having an older character wouldn’t stop them from reading books to begin with. So, to the authors of the world: Can we please just stop the underage romance? It creeps me out, and I promise you everyone will still read your books if your characters are a little older.

Yeah. So Sadie. Too young.  Anyways, other than that Sadie is a vibrant and well crafted character that I just can’t stand and I’m not going to lie: when she narrated, I would skim a bit.

Carter is not that different from Sadie but I liked him more. I can’t really put my finger on why, but I did. I thought he was just nicer to read about. And I like his adventures more. He is also a well crafted and vibrant character.

All of Riordan’s characters are. I mean, I really think this guy has a talent for telling a story in largely simple terms and still managing to get a movie play through my head. Sometimes modern authors like to get to wordy in their present day books. I really really really hate that. The people will be talking with their “likes,” and “ums,” and “so yeahs,” and then they’ll pause for a moment and ponder the meaning of life and beauty of the moon in near Shakespearian language. And it sounds so out of place and silly that it’s just a total buzz-kill.

Riordan, he sticks with the times. His kids sound like kids; this guy really does know his audience. He knows exactly how we talk and what kinds of things will make us laugh. And I’m not kidding when I say that there were times when I just had to stop reading because I was laughing to hard. I also love how he recreates the gods. That’s some of the most fun this book has to offer—especially if you know your Egyptian mythology. Which I am pleased to say that I do because I wanted to be an Egyptologist when I was younger. Yeah…I just radiate cool all over the place.

Anyways, seeing these characters come to life—Set in a red Disco suite, Isis who is gorgeous with gossamer wings, Horus as an arrogant king— it’s just fun. Also the fact that Riordan is always close to the existing mythos makes these books fairly reliable for getting kids interested in ancient stories. I think they do justice to the original legends, and certainly make them available to a younger audience.

The one thing I didn’t like with this story (apart from Sadie) was that when big things happened sometimes the scene would be too short. Usually Riordan has a flare for the awesome. But there was a point when someone that Carter was looking for was found and a god was released and it was like, if I had blinked I would have missed what happened. That sort of thing popped up once or twice and it was just jarring, because I was expecting more.

Wow, well guys, I’ve officially rambled my brains out. In short, this book was more concise and a better read than the first one. I thought the end was exciting and the twists and turns definitely kept me entertained. I’m pretty excited for the next book because I think it’s the last one and I’m really interested to see how Riordan’s going to wrap it up. There are so many paths he could take…

Anyways, fans of the series won’t be disappointed. I really think that any of Riordan’s books are a great read for kids, not only to teach them about ancient myths and expose to them new things, but also just to get them into reading. Because these books are fun, no matter your age they are just simply fun.

Ri’s Rating:

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3/5


0. Couldn’t get past chapter one for fear of wanting to kill myself. Book induced suicide…

1: Yuck. Ew. Below Average. Probably didn’t even read the middle and skipped to the end.

2. Ok. Would’ve been better if I’d written the ending and everything else.

3. Not bad at all. Very enjoyable. Quite nice. Recommendable.

4. My kind of book. Near ideal, but something was a little off (annoying names, bad ending, that sort of thing).

5. WOW. Makes me wonder why people watch T.V when this is out there. Really liked it. Don’t expect to see this often.

6 and above. What I want my book to be.

The Lost Hero Book Review

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,

To storm or fire the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

–Book Description, Amazon

Prequel to The Son of Neptune

The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan

For those of you who didn’t know, this is the same world as the Percy Jackson books: Greek gods are still alive, they’re still having kids and those kids are still going on quests and doing awesome stuff. Riordan modernizes everything to keep the gods up to this day and age; Hermes the Messenger God has a cell phone, Apollo drives a sports car. That kind of stuff. Into this mix of old and new come three new heroes, Jason, Piper and Leo. The low down on these kids:

Jason can’t remember anything. Not who he is, why he is on a bus with people who claim to be his friends, where he came from or where he is going. Piper is pretty, thinks she’s Jason’s girlfriend, is sitting next to him on a bus going to the Grand Canyon as part of a program for messed-up kids, and oh, she has this ability to talk people into doing what she wants. Like giving her a car for example. Leo is good with his hands and has a way with tools. He thinks he’s Jason’s best friend and he cracks a lot of jokes.

So the kids get to the Grand Canyon, and all of sudden, they are attacked by some monsters, saved by some demigods, and whisked away to Camp Half-Blood for a new adventure.

Oh, and by the way, Percy Jackson the (half) godly hero of the last series? He’s missing. And so is the queen of the gods, Hera. And now it’s up to the three newcomers to find them, and maybe figure get some answers to their questions along the way.

I apologize: my summarizing skills aren’t up to their usual self today. Anyways. In classic Riordan style, the story is full of action and adventure. Lost of humor and exciting writing. It’s fast-paced but unfortunately, the same old story: a quest that leads to a bigger quest which will be filled with tons and tons of mini quests. Most of which I skipped in the middle because, shucks, I’m old and they were kinda boring. My younger brother enjoyed them, but I doubt many older kids will. It will just sound too familiar to entertain them, I think.

Riordan’s characters share the chapters through alternating limited-third-person points of view, which was a little irritating because I, first, think his first person characters are much more vibrant than his third person ones, and second, find the constant switching frustrating because it stops me from getting to know one character really in depth. Sort of spreading the love too thin.

Despite this, I still got attached to Jason. Probably because of his sick coin. He flips it before battle; one side gives him a javelin, the other a sword. If that’s not cool I don’t know what is. Honestly, Riordan is pretty much the residential expert on turning regular household crap into awesome stuff. Snaps for you, man.

Back to the point. Their story was, like I said, just another set of quests and a little predictable, and a little long too. Whatever happened to tight plots? I admit, I skimmed here and there, but I still got the gist of it all. Which, as we all know, means that some of those middle bits could have been done away with.

The ending was, well a cliff-hanger. I read that last chapter and I was suddenly dying for the next book. I’m a little ashamed as to why though. But we’re all friends here, so I’ll spill.

It’s because, as I have come to realize, I was reading this book is hopes of more Percy Jackson and I don’t mean the series– I mean the character. I was waiting for him to come back this entire time and he didn’t. But it is revealed where he is in the end and the characters are obviously setting up to find him, so now knowing that the next book will surely have him, I’m dying for it.

You know I’m thinking that my attachment for Percy is what stopped me from liking this book to it’s full potential. I think I was so focused on him I didn’t really give these characters a chance to shine…

Regardless, the story was fun, well written and for the most part entertaining. I have already had many a conversation speculating the meanings of prophecies and who will come into play and who will die and whether or not Nico will ever be featured again (personally, I think he and Rachel would make a great couple).

Though this book was something I felt like I’d read before, I have a feeling that as the plot thickens and opens up for the story’s own innovation and novel characteristics (new villians, settings, gods and I’m pretty sure the whole Greek vs. Roman thing that is coming up will be huge), the coming books will be something to give the original series a run for its money.

Ri’s Rating:

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3/5


0. Couldn’t get past chapter one for fear of wanting to kill myself. Book induced suicide…

1: Yuck. Ew. Below Average. Probably didn’t even read the middle and skipped to the end.

2. Ok. Would’ve been better if I’d written the ending and everything else.

3. Not bad at all. Very enjoyable. Quite nice. Recommendable.

4. My kind of book. Near ideal, but something was a little off (annoying names, bad ending, that sort of thing).

5. WOW. Makes me wonder why people watch T.V when this is out there. Really liked it. Don’t expect to see this often.

6 and above. What I want my book to be.

2010 Book Awards

 

 

 The books chosen did not necessarily come out this year, but they shouldn’t be too old  and for the most part, I think I’ve reviewed them all. So here we go.

There are 8 categories: Most Original Idea, Best Young Adult, Best Series, Best Pleasure Read, Best Children’s Book, and Best Movie Based Off a Book and of course, Best Book.

 

 

Best Movie Based Off a Book

 How to Train Your Dragon

The book was sorta sappy, even for younger kids. But the movie it spawned was beyond amazing. In every. Single. Way.

 

1.Best Series

For this, you needed to not only have me hooked the entire series, but you had to be good too (because some books are addictive but not very well-written). There were lots I had to consider as a ton of series ended this year. But considering the bombshell book that came out this summer, I think we all know that this award belongs to The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins.

For being totally engrossing, doing all it’s own stunts, and perhaps most importantly, making the hard choices to lend a clear note of “real” to a story that is unlike any other I’ve read before.  

 

2. Best Pleasure Read

For this, I’m talking about a book I can read over and over and over and over. One that never fails to delight me. One that while in Europe, when I had read everything I had to read, I could just keep picking this up and going over it again and again and again. And again. Congrats to Starclimber by Kenneth Oppel.

 It’s just purely excellent.  

3. Best Children’s Book

Here, I was looking for something that not only kept me awake, but my younger pals too. My brothers and I have read tons of the same books, but the only ones they really, really enjoyed were Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan.

Fun, exciting and have you seen the movie-based cover? It’s just good times all around.

 

4. Most Original Idea

This absolutely had to be, without exception, something I had never ever read before. Which is sorta hard, seeing as I’ve read a lot. Still, somehow, I stumbled across not just a book, but a series, that was engrossing to a fault, and so original that I doubt I will ever read something like this again. And the award goes to The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness.

It’s strange and terrifying and utterly unique.

 

5. Best Young Adult

For this, I wanted something that appealed to the broader YA audience, but still stood out. So, obviously, there’s going to be something paranormal here since that’s what’s popular, but it can’t be a Twilight-knockoff, because that would make it average. So what did I choose? Only one of the best YA romances I’ve read in a really long time. It’s called Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl.

It has all the allure of magical love, but in a original, interesting and non-sappy way. Loved it. 

And now for

6.  Best Book

I had to love it. All of it. And with this book, I did. It’s older, but who cares. I wish I had read it years ago. I’m beyond glad I have it now. This is one book that has moved me to tears. This is a book I turn to if I want inspiration. This is a book I’ll randomly pick up and read just for the fun of it. This is a book that no matter how many years go by, I will continue to love, and love and love.

And it’s called… The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

Let’s just say, if you’re ever in doubt of what to read, this book is really, really good.

 

Well, that wraps up this years awards. It was a fun time. I think I’ll make a little badge for that last award and post it on the sidebar for all who enter this realm. With that, farewell my amigos.

–RI

The Red Pyramid Book Review

Other Books in the Kane Chronicles: The Throne of Fire 

You have no idea how impatiently I waited for this book– Egyptian mythology in a modern world? It was like a dream come true! And I sure wasn’t let down. Enjoy.

The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan

This is the first book in the new Chronicles of Kane series by Riordan. Like his other series, Percy Jackson, this one revolves around the integration of old gods and modern times. However, it was surprisingly refreshing and not at all just a repeat of the Percy Jackson series; there were only two echoes of it in this book, the first being the most obvious: the mix of gods and kids. The second, I’ll talk about later.

So, for our summary, we have the young Kane children thrown into the adventure of a lifetime. Carter, a 14 year old, and his sister Sadie, 12, have been living apart ever since their mother died when they were kids. Carter has been traveling the world with his Egyptologist father and Sadie has been having a more “normal” life, living with her grandparents in London. They only meet a few times each year, Christmas being one of them. So when the holiday season rolls around, they are expecting awkward moments, and certainly not a trip to the museum which results in the destruction of the Rosetta Stone and the release of 5 major Egyptian gods, the disappearance of their father, or the wild adventure that follows.

Two of the best things about Riordan’s writing are that he gives his characters fresh, funny voices and is able to work a convincing story out of old myths because he does his research well. As I was reading this, everything matched up: the gods were kings and queens on the correct domains, any odd fluxes (such as how Egyptian gods and Greek gods can both still exist) were cleverly covered (it involves the only reference to Jackson and I thought it was a nice touch), and the life of the gods was weaved into our society rather uniquely; the Egyptain’s didn’t have their gods creating little demigods with mortals, and neither does Riordan. I won’t say more than that on that subject…

There wasn’t a lot wrong with this book, but I still want to talk about the flaws first.

To start off with, the writing was perfect for this story– funny, exciting, dramatic—whatever it needed to be. However, there was one thing that bothered me. A lot. This story is told in alternating points of view between Carter and Sadie, which I didn’t mind. The thing was, Sadie got to tell all the best parts of the story and she has that little sister syndrome where she makes her brother seem like an idiot all the time, which you know, made Carter seem like an idiot.

It was kind of annoying, because he actually had some really awesome stuff about him, but because we rarely got to hear him talk about his awesome, it was toned down to the point where he seemed almost obsolete. Sadie ended up seeming a lot more powerful and a lot more useful. And while Carter had his moments, I don’t think they were enough to really make up for Sadie’s hogging of the action.

That being said, Sadie was a rather enjoyable character to read about. She seemed kind of young for her voice and actions, but I guess that doesn’t really matter, right? She was spunky, and vibrant and childish in turns. In a lot of ways, she reminded me of myself at that age (which means you know she was awesome).

I guess Riordan gave her the good bits and the attention because she was the one who needed to develop more as a person and a character. Carter has some issues, but I think those will come front and center in later books, where they can get the focus they need.

Okay. So the second thing I had a problem with in this book was the plot. I’m not talking about the story arch and the basic idea of what was going on. That was wicked awesome. What I mean is the little side-stories that make a tale richer.

Well, let’s just say that reading this book was a little too…filling. Like eating an ice-cream Sunday after attending a brownie-tasting festival: there were so many quests within quests that I forgot at times what the big issue was. It made for a longer book, which I’m not really complaining about because it was still great to read, but I could have done with less miniquests, and I think the story could have too.

And my final grievance with this book was that it took place mainly in America. Not that I have a problem with the country, but Riordan set up these cool places called Nomes, and took us to the First Nome, which was really great, but then he took it away from us almost instantly and dragged us back to America. Yuck. America. How stale. How dull. How could he do that when there was a whole underground city of pure excellence waiting to be explored?

Okay. Within the context of the story, America makes sense. It worked. But I’m really hoping and praying that  we’ll go back the Egypt and spend some good, long chapters there in later books. Because it is just wrong to introduce a place that cool and never let us go back.

Oh. Before I wrap this up, I said I would talk about the other thing this book had in common with Percy Jackson. So, I said they were different, remember? Well, they are. Truly. But as I was going through the book, I did realize that there was one looming thing that they were building up to and astute readers will catch on, and all I’m going to say is, know the real enemy and you’ll know where this story is going because that is what it has in common with Percy Jackson. And though it may bother some readers when they come to see it, I didn’t really care. I mean, the series has to have a plot, right? And because it draws on a certain Egyptian myth, it becomes a valid argument within the story.

Blah. That was so confusing, right? Well, come back after you’ve read the book. and see if it makes any more sense. Leave a comment. We’ll discuss it.

So. Despite all my griping and complaining, I really enjoyed this book. I know, right? I guess I’m just a harsher critic on the things I love. Like, I really expect them to be great. And with my hand to God, even though it may not seem like it, this book was great. It was exciting and filling and had one heck of a great ending. As soon as I finished, I was dying for more. I fell in love with nearly all the characters. The ones I didn’t love, I loved to hate.

And even though this is technically a kids’ book, I have to say, it’s a lot better than whole a lot of older books I’ve read. Because just like the Harry Potter series, I get the feeling Riordan doesn’t really write for a specific audience. I think he just tells the story and whoever reads it, reads it, and I’m pretty sure they are rarely disappointed.

Amazon link

Ri’s Rating:

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3/5

0. Couldn’t get past chapter one for fear of wanting to kill myself. Book induced suicide…

1: Yuck. Ew. Below Average. Probably didn’t even read the middle and skipped to the end.

2. Ok. Would’ve been better if I’d written the ending and everything else.

3. Not bad at all. Very enjoyable. Quite nice. Recommendable.

4. My kind of book. Near ideal, but something was a little off (annoying names, bad ending, that sort of thing).

5. WOW. Makes me wonder why people watch T.V when this is out there. Really liked it. Don’t expect to see this often.

6 and above. What I want my book to be.

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